Just about three years ago I was hit by a car while crossing the street here in San Francisco. I flew over the car and into the luxurious General Hospital.
This unfortunate accident kept me out of work for almost a year, leaving me way too much free time to terrorize my friends and family…while hitting up every happy hour in North Beach.
About two weeks ago my never ending lawsuit settled and in came my check! So now it is time for me to pay my bills, pay back my mom and TREAT MYSELF!
So now I have to decide…What to buy? Where to go? What to see?
A Louis Vuitton dog collar for Benji?
A getaway to the Ritz-Carlton, Half Moon Bay?
What do you think I should treat myself to?
And if you haven’t seen the Treat. Yo. Self. episode of Parks and Recreation, I suggest you watch it right now.
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